Tuesday: Playdead Cremated ft. Korasi #100 & #101

**Nullusion** · September 11, 2024

For the last few weeks Playdead began plotting a return to the game along with a week long prep for this Tuesday. Naturally we were ready and waiting to shut them down again. Despite all the hype and promises made to their new recruits we were massed up with 50 people ready to crush any hopes and dreams they had of re-opening. A lot of hype went behind their return but their new recruits were massively misled. Years may have passed but we're keeping the door locked on Playdead until the end of time.

Once they finally began setting up for their prepped fight the shock set in as we would log in instead. Almost instantly they'd scatter all over the map and the few remaining in game would scurry to Greater Demons in an attempt to fight back. While they tried to do laps around the wilderness we'd chase the last half dozen white dots left in game until they tried one final stand at Greater Demons where we would spawn kill them on the tele spot for +1's. Eventually Infliction, Sicarios and Latin Wild all merged together would rush but our focus would remain on camping Playdead at every corner. They'd try regrouping in several places before throwing in the towel and looking for another way to salvage their reunion prep.

After waiting more than twenty minutes for them to make their next move we set up underneath them until their paranoid leadership finally called everyone (us) in. Logging in from the south we swarmed them yet again surrounding them in massive clumps. With the map completely purple we walked the dogs to single and echoed their Teamspeak which would soon remain silent until they'd walk down to the bank and end for the night. This would conclude as a perfect reminder of why Playdead closed to begin with. Nothing is going to change.

Following our successful mission of ending Playdead's reunion we knew Infliction were still lurking. We teleported up in front of them and patiently waited for them to make an appearance. A few minutes passed before they'd bother but after getting obliterated on the rush they tapped out of the 1 vs. 1 and summoned their two other groups from earlier to their aid. The struggle to remain in game when they're alone gets worse and worse every day.