Thursday: Elite Zerks Exploded

**Nullusion** · April 9, 2021

Upon hearing that Anonymous Community was tiptoeing into the wilderness we quickly jumped up to 50 portals. Once they realized they weren't going to gain more than 10, 2 people were leaving, and PD wasn't coming to save them tonight they decided to call it a night. Instead we started hopping around 50's, Callisto, and then to Lavas where we found our friend The End at the gate. Unfortunately he skulled by barraging back and died pretty quickly once we had everyone log in. Tempest chose not to log in so we continued on with our trip.

Hopping around we found a couple of Revenant members in their Harasser gear. Chasing them south through Lava Dragons we cleared them out to Vetion and began hopping around here. Knowing that Infliction had been out here just a bit earlier we went out in search of them. After a few hits on some random PKers we moved over the Venenatis where we found Miss Mandi and company PKing. Surprisingly they didn't teleport instantly and our teleblocks were on point as we were able to kill several of them. With one lingering to the south we rushed in for a quick one hit and smite for an Armadyl Godsword to top off our time at spider.

Having swept the entire wilderness we decided to do another go around looking for a fight in game while Playdead was fighting in text on Discord and YouTube (Pretty shitty leak by the way. Why wasn't Ross included on the list? He merged his whole clan into PD and this is how you treat him?). Unfortunately for Miss Mandi and company they happened to end up at the same spot as us with another quick clear at 50 portals. With deep wilderness now totally uncontested we moved over to altar to clean out the last spot before calling it a night.

Seeing that Elite Zerks were in Edgeville we knew they had to be having a little 9 man trip at altar. Once we were all set up at altar we hopped into their world and absolutely annihilated them in a 4x4 box. Exploded in one giant ice bomb we killed every single one before falling in and taking an ending as they struggled to get back in game. Clearing out the few that regeared in rag we began hopping around around again where we found Wilderland but took our foot off the gas for our Brazilian compadres. It wasn't long before we ran into Elite Zerks once more and once we logged 30 people in at altar we sent another shock down their spine and sent them to single before bolting them down to Edgeville. All bark and no bite just like Playdead.

♛ Kings of EST