My dearest Engine man,
It is with great respect and integrity. A simple sorry is nothing without sympathy. I would like to apologize for the actions I took during our flame war, I took it too far and I apologize for that. I'm sorry for the times I hurt you, the times I lied to you, and for any other reason your so angry with me. I know this apology may not mean shit to you but I would just like to remind you there is a future. I can promise you if there is a future for us I will not make the same foolish mistakes I did before my brozzer. I would try and offer an explanation for what I did, but there are no excuses. I was in the wrong and I'm sorry for that. I take responsibility for the actions and pain I have caused you. I would hate to lose a friend like you my bald headed firefighter. I hope you can accept my apology.