Monday: Closing Playdead's Tomb

**Nullusion** · April 2

Deathrow officially opened four years ago and for two of the last years Playdead has been shut down. For whatever reason they thought picking up where they left off (us closing them) was a good idea. Once we noticed they were having another re-boot trip at 50 portals we began hopping around and waited for their entire 10 man trip to log in. They fell for the bait as we logged in 30 people on top of them and set them scattering all over the map. We were able to camp every single one of them to death and reminded them why they don't play this game anymore.

Switching our focus onto VR who were having a small locked and hidden trip of their own we moved to the 30 line where we sent just a few of our TBers to bait them in. Unlike PD they knew what they were getting into and just decided to run for the hills but not before Donna faceplanted to 2 people on the 30 line. Eventually they'd just end their trip instead of hiding from us for the rest of the night.

Once word got around that we were bullying Playdead we jumped up another ten on teamspeak and pulled out the Ancient Mace. Their trip would resume at some of the most awkward and dead locations in the wilderness but that didn't stop us from hunting them down. Following them from Spider to Lava Dragons we eventually caught Molly aka 'hwack' and stole his Armadyl godsword out of his cold dying hands while his clan could only listen to what was happening and not log in.

We'd hit them once more at altar where they thought they were safe to let them know whose game they're playing. There's reasons you called it quits and none of that has changed.

Spent the rest of the night victimizing Brazilians for their +1's among other randoms. Sicarios waited until almost 11:00pm to even think about massing because they're receiving the same treatment. After hitting them a couple times at spider and taking a few more +1's we called it a night after three hours.

Might be time to wake up your alliances if you want to play in our timezone.

SENDING @rsplaydead BACK TO THEIR COFFIN WHERE THEY BELONG- BUT ONLY AFTER SNATCHING THEIR CHAIN!

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— Deathrow (@DeathrowRS) April 2, 2024