Friday: Dog Walking IF + 420 All Over The Wilderness ft. Storm/LH/LW/Paragon/PD

**Joy** · January 4

It's the third day of 2025 and nothing has changed for the Unemployed Alliance. Deathrow massed 47 strong to hit IF + 420's joint prep at Annakarl to give our victims their daily dose of PTSD as they look to repeat the miserable year of 2024. As fighting broke out across the GDZ our victims were sent into panic leading them to work their fingers in the "Leaders Discord" to ping that disgusting paki Whip and the fake fat Muslim from the Storm smelly Kareem (as well as half the nation of Venezuela) to come save them from Deathrow.

It was all for nought.

There is no escaping the Deathrow penitentiary.

We smashed IF + 420 + the rest of their alliance all across Annakarl. Movements took us West towards Spiders hill and Lava Gate leading to them being decimated as they were overwhelmed by our superior quality. Taken out by Deathrow our victims were reduced to staff barrage and one iteming as we pushed them back east into GDZ hut. There we took up positions across the wall, and the cross, where our victims were farmed. News came to us that IF were trying to regroup at 19 ports, so after clearing out the last remnants of the one iteming andies at GDZ, we charged to ports to port down to 19s to clear out their regroup.

Soon after news came in at 50 ports that our victims were trying to regroup again. This begun our hunt all across the Wilderness as Deathrow moved to each regroup location. We teleported up to 50s to hit IF AGAIN where we trapped and farmed them for EVERYTHING. As the call came for them to try and port out we positioned ourselves around 50 ports-- resetting the port every time to keep our victims there-- while our forces took out their second regroup of the night.

A third regroup took us to 30 line. One Wilderness crab teleport in later and these unemployed dogs were taken out. As their audio kept being echoed to us we heard about the fourth and last regroup at Revenant caves. We took up positions in multi and showed our supremacy over these broken dogs as they were forced to remain in singles. With some planning we baited victims to single line and speared them in to mace them for their +1 in front of their entire clan. Let's see you try and do that to us.

With our victim dogs broken, farmed and dog walked all across the Wilderness-- with their members maced right in front of them uncontested-- we took our ending as winners.

Day three of 2025 and we aren't letting up. Cash out.

THE UNEMPLOYED @InflictionOSRS @The_420_PKers
ALLIANCE IS IN SHAMBLES AFTER JOINT PREPPING FOR THOSE THAT WEAR THE EST CROWN! WE KNOW YOUR EVERY MOVE!

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— Deathrow (@DeathrowRS) January 4, 2025